Marrying in high heels

Having been assured by the Observer that 'Camilla Morton knows everything. Everything' I decided to dip into her 'Year in High Heels' manual to see if there is any advice about weddings. Naturally there it all was under July....

Those who enjoyed 'How to walk in high heels' will be glad to know that Camilla waxes lyrical on the subject of 'How to get a ring on your finger' and 'how to get hitched'. She then goes into great detail about Setting the budget (but beware - her must-haves exceed £25,000) and lots of helpful information about orders of service, wedding lists etc

She also suggests appropriate music in order to do the 'perfect aisle glide'. A note of caution here - some church aisles were clearly designed by men and have central heating vents in them which would be very precarious in high heels even after a Camilla workshop.

Under 'How to say something meaningful' she comments that readings are up to the couple to choose but if it's in a church they need to be religious, or at least have a slant in that direction! Which made me laugh out loud.

There does need to be one reading from the Bible and you can choose other suitable readings. But with so many well loved passages to choose from in this book which has been a best-seller for centuries and speaks of the ultimate love story - that of God for you - why look elsewhere. The Bible contains all you need for life in all it's fullness, including how to gain eternal life. It's an invitation to a party in a mansion and no, you won't need your high heels or meringue dress. It's a come-as-you-are party.