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Hello I’m Dan and as my cufflinks say, I am the best man. Can you hear me at the back? If you can’t let the silence of the people in front reassure you that you are missing nothing.

I would just like to thank you all for being here to share in Dave and Emma’s special day. Some of you have travelled long distances and I thank you for that.

When it comes to your Wedding day, whether you are opting for a traditional or non-traditional day - you are probably being bombarded with advice from friends and family over when you cut the cake, when the Mother of Bride can remove her hat and if the Groom is allowed to remove his jacket before you sit down to the Wedding Breakfast.

So how do you know what the right Etiquette is?

In order to keep it all simple and enable it to be followed you might want to consider referring to a highly recommended book: