Vicars quite often joke that we're in the business of hatches, matches and dispatches and they've all been on my radar in the last couple of weeks. The most recent was the hatch (last Sunday) when a friend's little girl was baptised. They forgot to tell the Vicar that she headbutts when anyone picks her up...At the risk of sounding a selfish so-and-so, I'm glad I was simply a guest on that occasion.
